• me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

(Source: telapathetic, via fake-mermaid)

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

(Source: lawngreen, via unsmokable)

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via andrewquo)